¡Hola! My name is Juan and I live and work in the great state of Texas. I've been practicing my lassoing skills, because someday I want to be a real cowboy and work on a ranch.
Juan, where have you been?
Juan, are you OK? You haven't returned any of my phone calls...
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAN!!!!!! ¿Donde esta?
Where did you disappear to after the show? Everyone was looking for you!
Juan, the show is tomorrow night, I'll call you in a bit.
Punk Farm and all characters and images © 2007 Jarrett J. Krosoczka
lassoing, rolling in my shell
Rascal Flatts, Tim McGraw